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11:29 am
existencemisspent
You’ve reached the voicemail box of —
“Send a text, what is this, 2005?”
— please leave a message after the tone.
BEEEEP
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Phone day
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2023-01-26 12:03 am (UTC)
From:
intheeyeofthebeholding
Jon, curled up on his couch with awful videos, took a while to notice his phone, then made the effort to pick it up.
He frowned at
the message
, wondering if the Eye had decided to scramble his brain even more.
He sent off a message in reply.
I don't understand. That sounds rather messy and pointless. Why would you want to do anything with a watermelon other than eat it?
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Phone day
Date: 2023-01-26 12:03 am (UTC)He frowned at the message, wondering if the Eye had decided to scramble his brain even more.
He sent off a message in reply.
I don't understand. That sounds rather messy and pointless. Why would you want to do anything with a watermelon other than eat it?